A nightclub...

NOTE: I HAVEN'T FINISHED THE CHOOSE-YOUR-OWN-ADVENTURE LOL please go to the directory link at the bottom to look at the stories!!

Back to space.

Landing on the planet, it seems that there's only a bustling nightclub. You can vaguely hear trashy Europop, laughter, and overall revelry. Nothing else of note can be seen.

What do you do?