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Inside a CRT TV is a picture of a person with a glitch-like effect over the face covered in Greek text. On the borders are carnations and wisteria.

UNIT 65912042: CODENAME ASTER

MANUFACTURING DATE: 2005-06-09

SELECTED PRONOUNS: all

SEXUALITY: b-boy kisser....

LIKES

  • fashion
  • learning
  • sweet milk tea with popping boba..
  • hyacinths :D

DISLIKES

  • overhead lights
  • social media

HOW TO CREATE YOUR OWN ASTER

  • A soul stuck in saṃsāra, preferably from a doe who drank too much of moonlit water (store-bought is fine).
  • Two cicada shells.
  • An Iris van Herpen dress.
  • One pound of dirt.
  • A really big trout.
  • A 512GB microSD card.
  • Hopes and dreams of a small bird.

An Interview

(Enter stage left: an amalgamation of great thinkers-- Kant, Plato, Confucius, a Pliny or two, a handful of Brontës-- who have legs where arms should be, hands where heads should be, but more mouths than God ever intended. From stage right, a mudskipper.)

LIMBTHINKER: It's a pleasure to speak to you, Aster.

ASTER: Can't really say the same.

L: You created me.

A: I know. But let's begin.

L: And so we shall. So why... this? Why a website?

A: Website creation is an artistic method that doesn't take very long to become skilled at.

L: So out of laziness?

A: Well... kinda, but not really. I lack really any skill in the visual arts, which severely limits how I can express myself artistically. Creating a website created an alternative through lines of code; it also makes a really fun way of organizing all your various ideas.

L: What inspires you?

A: I've always considered my aesthetic to be Rococo through the life of an insect. Extravagance, jewels, florals, but also this pervasive horror to it, a feeling of unease and danger. There is not a location or time where it feels right, so it's up to you to feel comfort in the discomfort.

L: Lots of words to just say you are pretentious.

A: I think the reader could tell that from just doing a self-interview.

L: What scares you?

A: Lots of things. Mainly death. But I think my main fear is being considered wholly unoriginal and normal. I want to be exceptional, to be the highest grade possible of myself. By extension I'm really afraid that all my ideas are just plagarized and not my own-- hell this idea comes from another blog!! I know that it is impossible to be 100% original, but... still. I want that legacy, to be thought of as someone who contributed something new to society. Also insects.

L: Don't you have multiple pages dedicated to insects?

A: I do. But I think there is a way of combating a fear by learning about it, you know?

L: I know everything; what has happened, what is happening, and what will happen.

A: Great.